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Breakfast of Champions

CBS, Fox, and other news agencies are reporting that while Stephany Flores Ramirez lay dead on Joran van der Sloot's hotel room floor, Joran went out to fetch himself some breakfast. He returned with the take-out to the hotel room, and dined while, apparently, contemplating Ms. Flores's corpse and trying to decide what to do with it. Should he smuggle it out of the hotel in a large duffle bag and dispose of it in the ocean (that has a familiar ring) or leave it in the room? Decisions, decisions. As it turned out, he opted for the latter.

The meal he ingested while mulling his options consisted of espresso, some pastries (sponge cake, according to Fox), and three amphetamine tablets (according to everybody).

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