"Rockville Police Shoot Jesus" -- WRC-TV (Washington), Dec. 1, 2009.
"'Elf' Jailed After Threat to Blow Up Santa at Georgia Mall" -- Foxnews.com, Dec. 3, 2009.
"Cocaine Found in Man's Chicken" -- Washington Times, Dec. 4, 2009.
"Georgia Death Row Inmate Dies" -- Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Dec. 7, 2009.
"Pa. Police Arrest Amish Man in Buggy for DUI" -- AP, Dec. 9, 2009.
"Shirtless Man, Woman in Handcuffs Rob Bank" -- AP, Dec. 15, 2009.
"Judge Hopes to Slash Fulton Jail Population" -- AP, Dec. 15, 2009.
"Lawsuit Claims Memphis Attorney Bit Off Man's Nose" -- Tennessean, Dec. 18, 2009.
"'Elf' Jailed After Threat to Blow Up Santa at Georgia Mall" -- Foxnews.com, Dec. 3, 2009.
"Cocaine Found in Man's Chicken" -- Washington Times, Dec. 4, 2009.
"Georgia Death Row Inmate Dies" -- Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Dec. 7, 2009.
"Pa. Police Arrest Amish Man in Buggy for DUI" -- AP, Dec. 9, 2009.
"Shirtless Man, Woman in Handcuffs Rob Bank" -- AP, Dec. 15, 2009.
"Judge Hopes to Slash Fulton Jail Population" -- AP, Dec. 15, 2009.
"Lawsuit Claims Memphis Attorney Bit Off Man's Nose" -- Tennessean, Dec. 18, 2009.