Headline from Agence France-Presse:
"Extramarital Sex Fuels Earthquakes: Senior Iran Cleric" -- April 17, 2010
Naturally this is the fault--so to speak--of women. On my next visit to the gynecologist, I'll ask him to check my tectonic plates.
UPDATE: In response to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi's proclamation that immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes by leading young men into temptation, Jennifer McCreight has inaugurated the Facebook page "Boobquake." Here she urges women worldwide to show their cleavage on April 26, 2010 as a means of demonstrating the problems with Sedighi's theorem. In other words, if the earth don't shift, you must acquit...women of responsibility for causing natural disasters. As of this writing, McCreight has 21,000 signatories to her petition.
It should be noted that the terrain Tehran occupies is riddled with fault lines. But if the earth moves, according to Sedighi, it's those babes without burqas who caused the resultant havoc.
Girls, you owe it to science to prove him wrong. Mark the date on your calendars.
"Extramarital Sex Fuels Earthquakes: Senior Iran Cleric" -- April 17, 2010
Naturally this is the fault--so to speak--of women. On my next visit to the gynecologist, I'll ask him to check my tectonic plates.
UPDATE: In response to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi's proclamation that immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes by leading young men into temptation, Jennifer McCreight has inaugurated the Facebook page "Boobquake." Here she urges women worldwide to show their cleavage on April 26, 2010 as a means of demonstrating the problems with Sedighi's theorem. In other words, if the earth don't shift, you must acquit...women of responsibility for causing natural disasters. As of this writing, McCreight has 21,000 signatories to her petition.
It should be noted that the terrain Tehran occupies is riddled with fault lines. But if the earth moves, according to Sedighi, it's those babes without burqas who caused the resultant havoc.
Girls, you owe it to science to prove him wrong. Mark the date on your calendars.