Another Great Headline

January 20, 2011

Tags: Great Headlines

"Police search for Moron"
-- 9news.com (Denver, Colorado)

This story is out of Aurora, Colorado, where an intensive manhunt is underway for a career criminal named...Moron. Joseph Moron, to be exact. He is described as a 35-year-old white male with brown hair and brown eyes. He's 5'9" and weighs 205 pounds.

Should you happen to spot this Moron, please call the Aurora P.D. at 303-627-3125 before they shut down the switchboard and tear out all the phone lines.

Feel free to write your own jokes.

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