A true bumper crop of great headlines can be found today (February 22, 2010) at www.toledoonthemove.com, a news site:
"Man Caught Having Sex with Table Gets Six Months"
"Enraged Toledo Woman Just Wanted McNuggets"
"Police Find Dismembered Body Eaten by Dogs"
"Pistol Whipping at Toledo Chuck E. Cheese"
"Marco's Pizza Delivery Turns Violent"
"Lady McNugget Pleads Not Guilty in Drive-Thru Rage"
And finally:
"Forbes: Toledo Is A Miserable City"
I'll say.
I must check this website more often. Can space aliens be far behind?
"Man Caught Having Sex with Table Gets Six Months"
"Enraged Toledo Woman Just Wanted McNuggets"
"Police Find Dismembered Body Eaten by Dogs"
"Pistol Whipping at Toledo Chuck E. Cheese"
"Marco's Pizza Delivery Turns Violent"
"Lady McNugget Pleads Not Guilty in Drive-Thru Rage"
And finally:
"Forbes: Toledo Is A Miserable City"
I'll say.
I must check this website more often. Can space aliens be far behind?